September 2010
day 10. A letter to an alien race.
Oh hey,
Could you maybe like destroy all the bombs we have and not take us over? And then give a few people the technology to cure things in like ten seconds? Because that’d be pretty awesome and if you could give me a ride around you know…the universe that’d be pretty cool.
Oh and i’m not going to have your babies, awesome
Teagan.
day 9. A letter to the coolest person you’ve never...
Dear Marcela,
You’re the fucking greatest. I’m sooooo happy i met you in the 9th grade by making fun of those two crazy boys. I think it’s funny how much time we’ve spent together and i’ve never gotten sick of you…unlike some of these other bitches we know…i’m not going to mention names here but you knooooow. ;] You’re the funniest girl...
day 8. A letter to a giant space robot
Dear giant space robot,
Can you give me a lift to the moon or something? Or could you like write my computer programs? They’re kind of hard and i don’t know if you speak Java or not, but you totally should. Unless you’re all bronze and no brains. Which seeing how you’re basically run by a computer is pretty much true except you’re probably silver. Whatever. Giant...
